Me: Can you recommend some good inspirational books for web design?
Boss: I've always felt that Animal Farm was inspiring. Clockwork Orange is probably better for web design though.
Me: Um, this is really ignorant but I didn't know Clockwork Orange was a book.
Boss: Anthony Burghess, 1956. Can I call you ignoranus for the rest of the day because you didn't know that? I just coined that expression, by the way. "Ignoranus." It's quite clever.