Next we're going to smash beer cans on our foreheads.

Boss: Are you bored?
Me: No, I just missed you guys.
Boss: We miss you too. Although, with you gone, we've had the opportunity to do some real man things. Look at porn, admire our tattoos, give each other haircuts...
Me: That's not very manly.
Boss: We realized that but had to follow through. We also have enjoyed topics that are generally off limits when you are here. We talked about the holocaust, pedophilia and speculated about your health for about 30 minutes. But we do miss you. Right boys? There's lots of nodding going on over here.